Life's been good to me, so far...

Happy Lincecum Day!

Duck The Fodgers!

Complete 100% genius

BBQ chicken pizza, y'all!

It's that time!

Kinda like an eclipse...

For approximately the next 30 minutes ONLY, I want the Dodgers to win a game

Seriously?

This person had literally the entire block open to them for parking and THIS is what they come up with. Cluelessness makes me sad!

40 clove garlic chicken

Behold what is left of an awesome din din! I love how scared people are before they eat this dish and how much they love it when it's gone!

BTW...Do yourself a favor and listen to some Tony

So, seriously...You MUST go get this disc! It's the perfect dinner music! Tony is a national treasure and a one of a kind bad ass!!! His renditions of Frank's tunes would make the Chairman himself bow! Check it out NOW...




Tony Bennett - Perfectly Frank

Kewl story involving one of my fave SF bars

Darlene Sularski, a cocktail waitress and hostess at Lefty O'Doul's Restaurant and Tavern, recoiled in horror Tuesday morning when she opened a package delivered to the famed San Francisco establishment.

Inside the box was the severed left arm of Lefty O'Doul, legendary San Francisco baseball player and manager.

Technically, it was the detached left arm of a mannequin that had been Lefty's stand-in near the entrance of his Geary Street saloon for many years, draped in a baseball jersey and silently greeting patrons. Three years ago, the arm was ripped off, literally and colloquially, by two tourists. Bartender Paul Stengel (grandnephew of baseball legend Casey Stengel) leapt over the bar and gave chase, but the miscreants eluded him in nearby Union Square.

Lefty's arm was abducted by two men who perhaps were emboldened by too many of O'Doul's Bloody Marys. The men took the arm on a three-year joyride through the Midwest, photographing it in various locales and situations - some of them rated PG-13.



Tuesday, the arm returned in its mysterious package with a return address of Des Moines, Iowa. Besides the arm, the white box - big enough to hold an old-fashioned 19-inch TV - included a letter, a dozen snapshots and a barrelful of Styrofoam peanuts.

The letter was from "Lefty's Left Arm" and opened "Dear Bar Patrons of Lefty O'Doul's." It recalled the plane flight to Des Moines in an overhead bin and its "reservations about the weather."

The arm then listed some of its adventures, including participating in a 12,000-cyclist bike race across Iowa, sledding and touring the state Capitol. Somewhere along the line, it put on a yellow bracelet from Livestrong, cycling champion Lance Armstrong's cancer foundation.

To judge from the photos, though, the arm was usually involved in harassing the friends of its captors, who used it to grope anyone within arm's reach.

The letter included a handwritten note: "We felt it was time for Lefty to return home. He will be missed but long remembered! Lefty's friends."

Sularski said that when she opened the box, she quickly realized the arm was plastic, but it creeped her out anyway. She has worked at Lefty's only since September and didn't know the story of the dis-arming. (The Lefty mannequin, with its empty left sleeve, had been moved to a secure balcony above the saloon floor.)

Sularski quickly handed the package to O'Doul's owner Nick Bovis, saying, "I'm not dealing with this."

Bovis, whose family bought O'Doul's in 1998, said Tuesday he plans to insure the left arm for $1 million, and to hold a reattachment ceremony. Although Bovis now markets a Bloody Mary mix based on O'Doul's recently rediscovered secret recipe, this job might require a screwdriver.

Lefty O'Doul, who played with the Yankees, Red Sox, Giants, Dodgers and Phillies in the major leagues and managed the minor-league San Francisco Seals for 17 seasons, opened his saloon in 1958 and died in 1969. The tavern remains a shrine to O'Doul and to baseball, the walls covered with scores of historical photos.

When his mannequin was maimed three years ago, it wasn't the first time Lefty O'Doul had experienced left arm trouble.

Francis Joseph O'Doul was a San Francisco native who became a big-league pitcher in 1919. He soon blew out his left arm and had to focus on hitting. He made a comeback as a slugging outfielder, posting a career .349 batting average, including a .398 season - just short of the sport's revered .400 mark - with the Philadelphia Phillies in '29.

O'Doul managed the minor-league San Francisco Seals from 1935 to '51 and was a beloved figure in town. He helped develop a local baseball phenom named Joe DiMaggio. O'Doul also was instrumental in introducing baseball to Japan and is enshrined in the Japanese Baseball Hall of Fame.

A drawbridge spanning McCovey Cove outside AT&T Park is named the Lefty O'Doul Bridge.

Read the original SF Chronicle story here

MM's Brentwood Home For Sale

Oh, if walls could talk...

The fetching, Spanish-y looking 4 bedroom, 3 bath home where Marilyn Monroe lived, was listed this month for $3,595,000. When she bought the home herself in 1962, she paid a reported $90,000.

It's not the first time this historic (haunted?) home has hit the market; it's changed hands several times since the icon herself died in it. And accordingly, its look has changed as well. Here's a shot from Marilyn's day, via the LA Times.

Less like a 50's night club and more like a typical Southern California home now, the staging at least seems to hearken back to the home's original feel, since Marilyn is said to have traveled to Mexico, purchasing furnishings and rugs for this place when she owned it.

Refreshingly, unlike the expected mega-mansion we'd expect from a celebrity of this stature (or any stature, frankly), the dimensions aren't gargantuan and subsequent owners have not felt the need-- at great expense to the environment, their neighbors' views, and their own bank accounts-- to expand the home past its 2,624 square feet. The bulk of this property is in the lot itself (over 23,000 square feet), including a very Hollywood-esque swimming pool along side which one can easily picture Marilyn, spilling out of a white one piece.

Sadly, Marilyn poolside is not included with the sale, though no doubt fans can buy that bathing suit somewhere, EBay or Sotheby's or some such. That plus bleached platinum hair and one might mistake oneself for the lady herself. For surely, such fantasy is part of this property's asking price.

Full article here

Givenchy’s Transgender Fall Campaign Model Posed Nude for French Vogue [NSFW]

Fall's Givenchy campaign was made all the more buzzworthy when designer Riccardo Tisci cast his transgender personal assistant, Lea T., to appear in the ads alongside nine other models. And of all ten faces, French Vogue chose to highlight her with a nude portrait that appears in next month's issue.

Prior to this shot breaking, Lea T. modeled in Givenchy's haute couture show this month and posed, privates covered, for last month's Italian Vanity Fair.

The Miracle

We're all MIRACLES! So here's to us!

MAKE IT REAL

I heard this song the other night, and after hearing it a million times before, it's suddenly taken on a whole new meaning to me. Throw your dice, take your chance!!

Yum

Too Fast For Eyeliner

Putting on your make-up while the entire "Too Fast For Love" album plays is kick ass!!!!!

Happy B-Day Bon!

Happy 64th to a rock-n-roll legend! Bon Rocks 4-EVER!!!

"Is you the AC or the DC?"
"Neither...I'm the lightening in the middle" --
Bon Scott