Ode To My Fan
Thank you o' giver of windy goodness
Thank you for your blowy coolness
You keep me free from the sticky hot
Which without A/C means a hell of a lot
Thank you my fan for being so cool
For being my fan, makes me a fan of you!
Monday, September 27, 2010
Ode To My Fan
OMFG! It was like 113ยบ today in LA. As I sit here sweltering, I take a moment to pay homage to my new best friend...
Ode To My Fan
Thank you o' giver of windy goodness
Thank you for your blowy coolness
You keep me free from the sticky hot
Which without A/C means a hell of a lot
Thank you my fan for being so cool
For being my fan, makes me a fan of you!
Ode To My Fan
Thank you o' giver of windy goodness
Thank you for your blowy coolness
You keep me free from the sticky hot
Which without A/C means a hell of a lot
Thank you my fan for being so cool
For being my fan, makes me a fan of you!
Friday, September 24, 2010
TerrorTwin Powers ACTIVATE
As this hot LA day falls into night, a heaviness hovers in the air. A feeling that could only mean one thing...name changin', celebratin' activation is close at hand. Tonight The TerrorTwins ride! In other words...it's f#*kin' ON!
The mysterious shower singer
So the other day I'm in my bathroom fiddling with my hair and I hear this amazing voice, (my building has this funky bathroom set up where there is a window in the shower that opens up to a big shaft kind of thing). Anyways, someone in my building is quite the talent. I have no idea who it actually is, but you gotta check her out, she is REALLY good!
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Ooooooo, I want to be there, in my CITY...
Hidden creekside walks, hikes to dramatic overlooks, little-known pockets of green; SF Gate uncovers some of the best nature walks and urban outings in all of San Francisco.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Later Monkey
The curse of the rally monkey is over. The path to post season glory is set. I give you the RALLY THONG!
Embrace the thong, Love the thong, Beware the thong!
Embrace the thong, Love the thong, Beware the thong!
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Truths For Mature Humans
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
Saturday, September 4, 2010
I Adore My Journal
It's a beat up, piece o' crap composition book, but it's become as precious to me as my family, besties and wou's!
Thursday, September 2, 2010
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