Ode To My Fan

OMFG! It was like 113º today in LA. As I sit here sweltering, I take a moment to pay homage to my new best friend...

Ode To My Fan

Thank you o' giver of windy goodness
Thank you for your blowy coolness
You keep me free from the sticky hot
Which without A/C means a hell of a lot
Thank you my fan for being so cool
For being my fan, makes me a fan of you!